Up:
- Mr. Fredricksen Hey, let's play a game. It's called "see who can be quiet the longest."
Russell Cool! My mom loves that game! - Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
Dug: [hangs head] I do not like the cone of shame. - Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
- Dug: I can smell you!
- Buddy: [phone rings] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
- Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.
- Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOSH! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
- Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.
- Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie.
- Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo: Do you know what tuna is?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.
- The Grinch: [hating the Whos] Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
- The Grinch: MAX. HELP ME... I'm FEELING.
- The Grinch: It's because I'm green isn't it?
- Who Father: Hey, Honey! Our baby's here.
[looks closely at the baby]
Who Father: He looks just like your boss.
Thats not All of them but they are some of my Favorites!
1 comment:
Haa! Thanks for sharing! Love Elf and Up.
--Q. of E.
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